Dogs have all the luck

Over the weekend, the Little Dog got a hair cut. A much, much, much needed hair cut. We've hesitated to cut his hair considering what happened last time he got his locks chopped.

The Little Dog before:



















The Little Dog now:














It's not fair how he can just go get a hair cut and look half his normal size when he is done. Why doesn't this trick work for me???

Dogs have all the luck.


PS. Could one, hypothetically, sell a dog on Ebay?