This one will not be there.
I'm thinking that the Little Dog's picture is posted on the pearly gates of Dog Heaven with a big circle around it and a line slashed through.
This dog does not qualify.
Because he eats everything.
I mean it. EVERYTHING.
His latest antic? He decided to have Cella's school supplies for dinner. The menu included crayons, markers, pencils, and erasers.
And for dessert? He found my purse and ate birth control pills.
At least we know he will not procreate.
You would think 14 pair of shoes, a tube of caulking, thumbtacks, a double-A battery, 2 pounds of chocolate, a cell phone earpiece, no less than 20 packs of gum, a tube of toothpaste, a clothes hamper, 3 library books, makeup, and countless homework, plus his latest choices, would be the death of him.
But no, he's fine.
The happiest, healthiest, cutest darn dog you'll ever meet.
He is kinda cute, isn't he?